fish. âYouâre not going to wear that, are you?â
I flicked away an errant cookie crumb. âNot swank enough?â
âNot Marlborough Street enough. This calls for a good suit. And, Peter, I know for a fact that you donât own one. In fact, I think you donât even know what one is.â He checked his watch. âLetâs see. Tuesday. If we get over there this evening, youâll have it in time.â
âThere where? In time for what?â
âIn time to save you from yourself. And permanent disrepute.â
I could have said no. I tell myself I donât care about appearances. And most of the time, I donât. But at just that moment, as I was pushing him away, my hand touched the sleeve of his jacket. The
fabric was soft, fine, nothing short of amazing. On top of that, I happened to look up and see the two of us reflected in the enormous gilt-framed mirror that hung on the wall opposite. That suit made Kwanâa fairly short person who avoids exercise the way some people eschew dirty socksâlook tall and broad-shouldered. My trusty Harris tweed made meâa tall person with decent shoulders who feels rotten if I go more than a couple of days without rowing or runningâlook rumpled and squat.
If heâd waited a day, I probably would have backed out. But later that afternoon, before Iâd had a chance to act on second thoughts, I found myself being helped out of Kwanâs Lexus by the valet parking attendant at Neimanâs.
Just as at Fileneâs Basement, thereâs a long escalator ride down into the menâs department. But the similarity ends there. No beehive of activity to descend into. No one trying to push past us on the escalator. Instead, there was orderly calm, subdued chamber music, and the air was subtly infused with musk.
âAh, Dr. Liu! A pleasure to see you again,â said an impeccably dressed fellow who materialized the moment we reached the floor. His face had a mannequin look about it, perfectly arranged, wrinkle-free, the eyebrows just a touch darker than youâd expect them to be. âWhat can we do for you today?â The royal We.
âActually, nothing for me. Iâve brought in my colleague, Dr. Zak, for his first real suit.â The salesman tilted his head a micron and appraised me. The smile stiffened, and he stroked his chin. I wondered if his skin felt laminated.
âCertainly,â he said, and pulled something from his pocket and squeezed it twice to make a loud but somehow unobtrusive clicking sound.
I started to head for the exitâI didnât need this. But Kwan blocked my way. A smaller, younger man appeared. He quickly measured me and wrote a bunch of numbers on a little pad.
âColor?â the salesman asked, now addressing the question to Kwan.
âWeâre starting a wardrobe. Iâd say a basic gray, chalk stripe.â
The salesman glided off and reappeared with two suits. He held one up. âHere we have a Brioni. Classic but contemporary.â The suit was three-button, dark gray with a muted stripe. âThey weave their own fabrics in Milan. Hand-tailored, of course.â
I felt the fabric. The words subtle yet lush, right out of a clothierâs ad, sprang to mind. There was a handwritten tag just visible from the sleeve. âFive thousand dollars?â I croaked. My first car had cost less.
Poker-faced, the salesman put the suit aside and held up the other one. âAnd here we have a Canali. Understated elegance. Fine detailing, of course. More, uh, affordable.â The final word came out raspy, as if saying it hurt.
âHow much more affordable?â I asked.
âJust try on the damn suit, Peter,â Kwan growled. âItâs not going to kill you.â
âI wonder if I might suggest,â the salesman offered as he carried the suit toward the dressing room, âa shirt and tie to try with it?â
When I came out, Kwan