...â
Trina cuts her off as she drags the animal around the room by its collar, looking for a tether. âItâs all right, Ruth. Itâs not mineâitâs a stray.â
âTrina, this is a café!â remonstrates Ruth, but Trinaâs determination to rescue the animal makes her deaf, and she quickly fashions a leash out of an electrical extension cord attached to a floor lamp.
âNo, Trina,â screeches Ruth advancing the length of the room with the frying pan. The dog, sensing hostility, takes off with Trina and the lamp in tow. âStop ... Stop,â yells Trina as she is dragged toward the street, then she braces her feet against the door frame while the electrical cord streams through her grasp.
âLet it go,â screams Ruth, racing to grab the lamp. Too late. The coloured glass lampshade explodes on the floor and the remnants of the lamp fly across the room to slam into Trinaâs back.
âOh, shit!â exclaims Ruth.
âDonât worry, Iâll pay,â shouts Trina heroically, clearly enjoying the tug-of-war with the dog, and now,with the lampâs standard jammed across the doorway, the cord stops streaming and she begins reining in the reluctant animal.
âDonât you dare bring him back in here,â barks Ruth as she stomps back to the kitchen, âAnd you fucking well will pay for the lamp.â
Ruth is still in the kitchen, bawling into her apron, when Trina returns to the café and starts picking glass shards out of the carpet. âI put him in my husbandâs car,â she tells Cindy triumphantly.
âIs he safe on his own?â queries Cindy.
âHeâs found my husbandâs lunch,â laughs Trina, âSushi and a low-fat strawberry yogurt.â
âTrina!â exclaims Cindy, but Trina cuts her off as her face suddenly falls.
âOh, Christ. Iâve left the kidsâ guinea pig in the oven.â
âWhat?â
âTell you later,â yells Trina as she heads for the door and collides with Tom. âSorry, Tom,â she calls in her wake. âFamily crisisâbaked guinea pig.â
Tom shakes his head and laughs to Cindy. âWhat the hell has she done this time?â
âApart from wrecking ...â starts Cindy as she drops glass fragments into a dustpan.
âHang on,â says Tom, grabbing the morning paper. âNeed the little boysâ room first.â
âOh, crap,â calls Cindy. âWeâre not even open yet.â
Ruthâs appetite for a fry up has vanished in the kafuffle, but it is no longer Jordanâs condition that bothers her. One nagging voice has been supplanted by anotherâa voice of reason.
âYou canât afford to eat the profits any longer,â shetells herself, and settles for a couple of carrots and a cup of tea while she cooks for the customers.
By eight-thirty the breakfast rush is winding down and Ruth has laboured upstairs and checked on Jordan four times. He wakes on the final occasion.
âWould you like some breakfast, dear?â Ruth coos.
Jordan pushes aside the blanket and struggles out of the chair. âWhatâs the time? I should be cooking.â
âDonât worry, weâve coped,â Ruth says, and bursts into tears with the instant realization that sheâs going to be coping for the rest of her life. That, short of a miracle, her life is heading for a wreck as fast as her husbandâs, but unlike him, sheâs the one whoâs going to have to deal with the bloody aftermath. âWeâd better tell your mother,â Ruth snivels as she reaches for the phone.
âSheâll say itâs Godâs punishment because we donât go to church anymore,â says Jordan.
âAnd thatâs my fault?â shoots back Ruth, knowing well that her mother-in-law will blame her.
âHe always used to go,â sheâll spit, âbefore he met