downside?â
âOh, sheâs a fine scholar, Iâm sure, but she can be a tad . . . inquisitive.â
âI can deal.â Iâd had nosy office-mates before.
âThen let me introduce you.â Charles walked me over and said, âDr. Weiss, may I introduce Dr. Thackery?â
âHi,â she said, looking me over. âWhat department?â
âEnglish. And you?â
âBiology.â
Not only did Sara have a plum desk location, she even had a hook on which to hang her coat. Her desk wasnât bad, either.
âYouâve been here awhile,â I guessed.
âSix years. How many classes did they give you?â
âFive.â
âThe usual.â
Charles said, âLet me trade chairs for you.â He rolled away the lopsided one that had been behind my desk.
âYou hooked up with Charley pretty quick,â Sara said, making it sound distasteful.
âCharles and I go way back. I think this is the third time weâve been at the same school. No, the fourth.â
âIs it true that heâs rich and only teaches for fun?â
âThatâs the rumor.â It wasnât true, but Iâd never bothered to enlighten anybody with the real story.
âHe must be rich,â she said. âLook at how he dresses, how he acts. And his car! Heâs taking the bread out of the mouths of people who need it.â
âHeâs an excellent teacher, and he does the work,â I said. âWhy shouldnât he get paid for it? Itâs not like any of us get paid all that much anyway.â
âShe speaks the truth!â said a scrawny specimen with hipster glasses who was passing by. âNew hire?â
âGeorgia Thackery, English.â
âBob Hewitt, Español.â
âBuenos dÃas.â
âNot even a little bueno. Iâve got to give an oral test to twenty of the worst linguists Iâve ever encountered. Welcome aboard, and hereâs hoping you escape soon.â
âBob is having a bad week,â Charles said diplomatically after the other man scurried away. Heâd returned with a chair that looked a lot more comfortable than the previous one, and a label on which heâd already written my name in beautiful cursive. I was willing to bet heâd used a fountain pen, too. âIâll affix this to a mailbox while you settle in. I would very much enjoy catching up with you further, but I have to attend to some test papers. How about lunch on Thursday?â
âThat sounds great.â
He went out long enough to put the sticker on for me, then proceeded to his desk, nodding amiably at everybody he passed.
I looked over my new desk. On top were a stack of composition books, a bunch of papers, and three empty Starbucks cups.
âExcuse me, but do these things belong to anybody?â I said to the room at large.
Nobody answered, and Sara was looking at her computer screen with exaggerated concentration.
âDoes anybody know who this stuff belongs to?â I said more loudly.
Still no response.
âOkay.â I grabbed the comp books and papers and carried them outside to leave next to the mailboxes. The coffee cups I tossed in the nearest trash can.
Then I looked through the desk drawers. All of the useful supplies were long gone, of course, but I did find that my file drawer was half-filled with stuffed hanging folders. âDoes anybody knowâ?â I started to say.
Sara said, âThose are mine. Iâm short on file room. You donât mind if I leave them there, do you?â
âSorry, but I need the space,â I said, trying to sound sympathetic even though I wasnât. If Sara had been an adjunct for six years, then she knew darned well it wasnât acceptable to poach on other peopleâs desk space. Shared offices get territorial, and Iâd long since learned that it was best to lift my leg and lay claim to my territory right