Lou” she says standing next to us.
“Thanks” I smile “I think I forgot to tell you earlier, I really love your dress Jen”
“Thanks, I wasn’t to sure about it” she says fiddling with the hem of it.
“No it looks fine. Your ass really stands out in last seasons best”
She slaps me. Full on loud smack slaps me across the face. Cat laughs and Jen narrows her eyes at us.
“Oh god you wasn’t serious was you?” she asks remembering that we have messing with people all night.
I look around the room and notice a lot of people staring at us, waiting for an argument. I shake my head at her.
“Sorry reflex” she whispers laughing slightly.
“Great thanks” I mutter rubbing my cheek.
“You were right, you do the best bitch” Cat points out still cracking up.
“I don’t let her out often” I admit aware that it has gotten me a few slaps in the past.
“What’s going on?” Amber asks rushing over to us.
“I was showing Cat my inner bitch” I tell her shrugging it off.
“Oh can I see?” she asks excitedly, I shake my head at her but she pouts “please, no one has ever said anything mean to me before and I want to know what I would do if they did”
I look her over thoughtfully and shrug “Okay but promise you won’t cry or not talk to me ever again”
She rolls her eyes at me and stands there expectantly.
“You know you can sue him right?” I ask her keeping my expression blank.
“Who?” she asks frowning at me and the change of topic.
“The idiot who did your nose job, fuck ups that big deserve a law suit” I point to her nose.
Her jaw drops open and she slaps me.
Twice in one night, man I’m on a roll.
I blink at her completely shocked that she would resort to violence.
Cat and Jen find it funny by the sound of them choking.
“Shit, I didn’t mean to. My hand just flew up!” she says so quickly it just comes spewing out.
“Reflex” I nod at her and rub my other cheek.
“You slap like Jen, I feel sorry for the other woman if you ever get into a cat fight”
“What the fuck is going on here?” Kyle demands, rushing over to us with Chris, Tom and Travis.
“Did you hit her?” he asks Amber not looking happy at all. Amber just stands there like a deer caught in headlights. I decide to save her because she stood in for me earlier.
“Not in the way you think” I tell him then smile and turn to everyone else.
“I should have asked one of you guys really, girls and spiders don’t mix well” I roll my eyes and laugh to lighten the situation. “Cat said I had a spider on my cheek and Jen saw it and freaked out but she hit the wrong side, Amber got it” I shrug at them “Thank you” I smile at Amber who smiles back at me silently sending me a look of thanks.
“Oh” Kyle frowns at us all.
Chris snorts and looks at Kyle as if he’s crazy for believing me.
“Dance with me” he says taking my hand and putting my wine glass on the bar, not giving me a choice in the matter.
I follow him the dance floor, not because I want to but because he’s all but pulling me along with