they now all just smiled and laughed away together.
Alec though, just turned bright red with embarrassment.
Yes, Alec had indeed been granted his ‘wish’ and he was already fast regretting it, as he met the now almost ‘overly keen on him’ Sarah Brown three more times before her planned school lunch liaison with him.
Finally, when the school lunch time bell rang Alec almost jumped out of his skin! He looked a complete nervous wreck now!
He dragged Tom into one of the boy’s toilets and quickly locked the door behind them.
‘Tom, what the hell am I to do?’ he asked him in panic.
Tom though, just smiled.
‘Now I just knew you weren’t paying proper attention in that last biology lesson. I think there were some diagrams I drew. You can borrow them if you like? Make sure you get them the right way up mind’ chuckled Tom. ‘Or thinking about it, maybe it might be more interesting the wrong way?’ he giggled away.
‘No, Tom, I’m serious !’ uttered Alec.
‘That’s good , because I think so is she !’ smiled Tom.
‘No, Tom, this is no joke, mate, I’m only thirteen for Christ sake! What do I know about making love to a girl like her?’ pleaded Alec.
‘How do I know ?’ shrugged Tom with a smile ‘you’ve seen the odd video on the internet. You just do what you’ve seen in them I suppose, just do what comes naturally’ suggested Tom with a wry smile.
‘But, Tom, I’m just not ready for her, I mean, she’s so much older than me and more experienced’ uttered Alec as he continued to panic.
‘Yes, she’s at l east 3 years, 3 months older, blimey that’s just absolutely ancient ’ laughed Tom ‘it’s a wonder at it she hasn’t been embalmed she’s so ancient’ he laughed. ‘Don’t tell me she’s too old for you already? Is that what it is?’ chuckled Tom, enjoying seeing Alec squirm.
‘Don’t joke ar ound, Tom, she’s a woman, fully developed and all that’ gulped Alec.
‘Ye s, I had noticed, so has every bloke in the school I reckon’ smiled Tom.
They just held out in the boy’s toilets after Alec had placed the ‘toilets temporary out of order – cleaning in progress’ notice in front of the door after locking it again.
Alec now paced nervously up and down.
‘Alec, you’ve got what every bloke in the school wants, a chance to snog gorgeous, sexy, curvy, voluptuous Sarah Bro wn and you’re complaining?’ queried Tom.
‘I’m just not ready for her, Tom, I’m still a virgin for Christ’s sake and if you tell anyone I said that I’ll bash you!’ he uttered nervously.
‘Well, I wouldn’t worry, you won’t be a virgin any longer after Sarah gets hold of you’ chuckled Tom.
‘It’s all right you laughing , Tom, I never thought it would be like this’ uttered Alec.
Tom now felt sorry for his friend.
‘Alec , we’re both just boys and that’s the truth of it. Sure, we’ve had odd thing, but you know she expects a lot and always keeps score and tells all her mates all about it afterwards. That’s just what she’s like, Alec. She’ll definitely ‘kiss and tell’ she always does. Then she rates her boyfriends and scores them out of ten’ Tom smiled.
‘That’s what worries me , Tom, what if I can’t perform or something? She’ll make me the laughing stock of the whole school then as she’ll score me as a big fat zero!’
Alec leaned back on the wall of the boy’s toilet and just continued to look very nervous.
‘Seriously, Tom, I never real ised the pressure I would feel under when she came onto me like that. I’m just going to make a fool of myself I just know it’ Alec confessed.
‘I reckon she’ll eat you alive, mate, a bit like one of those female spiders once they’ve mated’ chuckled Tom as he just leaned back on the wall next to him. ‘I can see the plaque now, here lies the body of poor Alec, died with a huge smile on his face behind the school bike sheds.’
‘Y ou can laugh!’ Alec complained.
‘Y ep, that I